What is it with John Terry insisting that he's a "big man"? First it was his open letter to Chelsea (which... everyone knows you feel bad about it, bb, why was that even necessary) and now he's repeating it in his post-match interview after the England-US friendly. Who even says that? Good lord, I've lost all sympathy whatsoever. Generally I don't ( Read more... )

In my sleeplessness (bleh) I have decided that someone should write a sitcom about Jose Mourinho and Roman Abramovich's dysfunctional relationship. It would be amazing. Bonus points if it's got Avram Grant, because the man is a charisma black hole and therefore hilarious.

But who would be the Wacky Neighbour? *ponders*

Dylan was quite fab, apparently my team were too (I had to leave after the first half of extra time but my parents let me know how it ended up before I told them not to tell me, not that I mind because sitting through these penalties probably would have killed me), and I've got a fantastic new hat ( Read more... )

Realised that I can't possibly not watch the match live, even if I miss the end (hopefully not). Am definitely not nervous at ALL. No. Of course not. It's just the Champions League final after all ( Read more... )

Because I was reminded of this earlier and feel like sharing, an example of why people shouldn't talk about things they know nothing about:

"Nicky [Butt] used to play for one of the best football teams in the world (second only to Chelsea)" [here]
...LOL NO. (I mean. There's a lot of clubs you could argue are the best in the world -- even though ( Read more... )

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. Oh god I love JKR ( Read more... )

Okay, so... we only got Tevez's goal because the ref let us have that extra minute to take the corner, Saha dived for the penalty, and I'm not entirely convinced that red card was warranted. That said - my booooys! ILU ALL. God, I missed seeing proper football from them. The very beginning in particular was brilliant. Lots of fantastic balls in, ( Read more... )

BUT WHERE WILL MY LULZ COME FROM NOW, JOSE?! =( Abramovich must have finally dumped him. He's probably sat in bed eating ice cream and listening to My Chemical Romance, wearing that big pout he has.

...But yeah, uh. WTF? It's not like Chelsea are doing really badly; they've not been fantastic as of late, which is funny, but they're not totally ( Read more... )

Edwin, you beauty!The Chinese commentators say "Ashley Cur". Teehee. I'm sure the Arsenal fans agree vehemently with this. This almost makes up for the fact that I hatehatehate streams and miss commentary I understand. (Actually get it on TV next week, at least ( Read more... )